The fall

Big yellow leaves fall
So do Cap Hill partyers
And their cheap beer cans

Ref: Same leaves one week ago

Hill to Hill

Only thing steeper
On DC's Capitol Hill
Is the price of beer

Show me some creativity

I love public art.
But poetry on buses:
total waste of funds.

Ref: Poerty on Buses, 4Culture

Don't make me pull this bus over

Misbehave on the
bus, and driver will send you
to the Time Our Chair.

This ain't the SATs

I've never filled in
a bubble so carefully
or with such dark pen.

Ref: WA Elections

Bingo Review

Proceeds for park - Plus.
Prizes: bar supplies, drinks - Plus.
Giggles and Mark - Plus.

Ref: Cafe Met, New Park

When hillku comes aknockin', you'll be voting Barack'n

Cap Hill canvassing
Quick stop-n-chat with neighbors
Civic duty fun!
(posted by Final Answer)

Knocking on doors? Ah!!
Want to run, cry, hide in hole.
Just drop off info??
(Posted by City Limits)

Love thy neighbor

Eastlake, we're buddies
But freeways, cliffs divide us
49 connects

Are there directions for these directions?

South is east of north
West, like north, is north of south
This compass rose blows

Deciduous decisions

The Evergreen State
For a few October weeks
Tests out a new hue

Knock knock

Door-to-door for O!
So many volunteers, we're
canvassing the Hill.

Haunted-O-Lantern

Ku-ers suggestions
were weak. Went Martha Stewart
style with Haunted House.

Ref: Martha

Joe the Plumber costume is so last Wednesday

Need to find costume
Jackie O with Jack's spilled brains?
Yeah, that didn't work

Ref: CHS Halloween Guide

Vote Jamie Pedersen!

Kind of lame mailer
and you're running unopposed.
Why you waste money?

Ref: People for Pedersen

Victrola table

Too big for just one
Hillsters too shy to share space
Keep looking at Mac

Politic-O-Lanterns

Two giant pumpkins
to carve, but which templates to
use? You tell me which.

Ref: Sample Templates

Crashing the party

Ralph Nader rally
Corporate greed ain't as big
As this guy's ego

Six people do not fit in a Hopvine booth

Pleasant game of cards
Until City spills my beer.
Why you so sticky?

Are you my old bike?!

Stopped me in my tracks
Same make, model; frame too small...
Guess I'll keep looking.

No one cares about your cocktail party, sir

Dear Man on the 12:
I could yell in my phone too
BUT I DON'T. SHUT UP!

Ref: Every Person in New York (image)

Team Player

Not tech on Cap Hill
But I've always eyed the Marl
Back on Team Rental!

Ref: Urbn Livn

I'll Zaw you Matt Muller!

Puny, little blog.
Hillku is not media.
Why you alert us?

If you are considering opening a Vietnamese cafe on 15th, I will keep you in business

Cool weather craving
So much pho on Broadway, but
not one on 15th!

Olive Garden guests
think Palin's pres nominee?
Why our country dumb?

Ref: Hotmail ad

American as mini apple pies

We're patriotic!
But keeping options open.
...Canada hiring?

Ref: Debate Parties

A lesson in marketing (part 1)

Go to RNC
and see more on Obama
than on McCain.

Ref: RNC

A lesson in marketing (part 2)

Go to DNC
and see only Obama.
Who's more visible?

Ref: DNC

Got a lighter?

Was asked for lighter.
If you are going to smoke,
get your own damn light.

New signage on the hill?

I've been gone so long.
Signs now with tow phone number?
So mean to call in.

Where in the world is City Limits?

Girl girl hey girl hey
girl hey hey hey girl hey girl.
I'm right over here.

An open letter to City Limits

Dear City Limits,
It's lonely without your kus;
I miss you, girlfriend!