Thursday, July 31, 2008

Who are you?

Discarded cig butt
Read the Stranger back pages
Made lunch, didn't eat.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Hillku turns one

One 'ku year equals
sev'n-two-oh-eight syllables,
and four-two-four 'kus.

Ref: The first ku

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Massively lame

Cap Hill Mass melee
Nervous to ride streets before
Moving bulls eye now

Monday, July 28, 2008

Just one please?

Kitties all around!
Would anybody notice
If I took one home?

A true diva must have her own line

From fair Seattle
To foggy San Francisco
Girl has no limits

Note: Thanks to Mary Gertrude for the photo.

Friday, July 25, 2008

What's the buzzing outside my window?

Is CapHill really
Game Show Net's target market?
Why you fly so loud?

Ref: GSN Catch 21

Fork? Coco? No, now it's Olivar.

It was so tasty
I wanted to vomit to
make room to try more.

Ref: Olivar

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Summer's other hottest accessory

We wanted to win
"Disable those damn cookies!"
And for what? For this?

Ref: Summer's Hottest Accessory, CHS Happy Hour, Inspiration

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I think I'd rather step in dog poo

Good morning sunshine!
Sweet, a chair at the bus stop!
With blood pool below

Ref: Slog?

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Books under lock and key

CapHill library's
new higher security.
Or newest bike rack?

Ref: CapHill Libes

Monday, July 21, 2008

Scrimping for space

Between Post and Dick's
Perhaps the least likely place
I want to visit

Friday, July 18, 2008

Hillku will be old enough to be president in 2016!

8 years of these trucks
On Broadway, Olive, Denny
Hey 2016!


Thursday, July 17, 2008

Wise up

Does the Vertigo
read Hillku? They seem to have
corrected. Hi! *Wave*

Ref: Hillku

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Maybe they'd have better luck in the Fancy Pants

Raising dough for Dems
I don't think I have ever
seen anyone give

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Making Fun of Vertigo, Chapter #643

For crying out loud
Can't they get anything right?
Try. Just a little?

Ref: Vertigo

Monday, July 14, 2008

Who's fleeing Bank of America?

Lone cars on Broadway
7AM taxi stand
Why you around now?

Imagine Capitol Hill

Sustainable Hill:
rewear, reuse, recycle.
Green is the new black.

Ref: Sustainability Festival

Sunday, July 13, 2008

I'd like to solve the puzzle.

For real. What is with
the always missing letters?
I'd buy an A, Pat.

Cascades of light

Light and water show -
seemed much more impressive at
1 AM than now.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

If the gays want to be black women, the hipsters want to be the gays

Katy Perry knows
all hipsters envy the gays.
She must hang on Hill.

Ref: Katy Perry

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Trying not to play in traffic

New blades just arrived!
Where to skate on Hill that won't
land me on Denny?

Safe(st) sex

World's largest condom
Keeps away all STDs
And sex partners too.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

For the love of Loeb

Herds flocking downhill!
I will be disappointed
with anything less.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Pepper here, pepper there

For the past 3 years
I thought this was a Chili's
Prolly always will

Monday, July 7, 2008

Just because you paid too much...

Apartment hunting
1 bedroom condos for rent
$2K a month? Right...

Ref: Craigslist

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Corridor clippers

Aveda trainees
So mysterious in black
So much I can't see

Strike down

Burst of light, crash sound.
Unusual on CapHill.
My lamp's flickering.

Ref: Seattle weather