Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Itty bitty

Tell me how people
who eat so much wine and cheese
fit in such small cars.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Burritos as big as our jeans

We used to be cool.
Then we won a contest -- now,
We don't have to try.

Ref: CHS

Stable stomachs take practice

Is't "liquor than beer,
you're in the clear?" Whatever.
Vomit doesn't phase us.

Where's a girl to go?

Stumbling up Pine Street
Too many boys to follow
One to Cha. One, Purr.

What if the world were covered in hyperlinks?

"Oh m'god! Look at me!
I have a blog! And Sharpee!
And I vandalize!"

No Moe $2 well drinks, no Moe headaches

Hottie at the bar:
"You wanna get in my pants?
Oh wait. You won't fit."

Does Chapel even use vodka anymore?

Pounding back no less
than fifteen in one sitting -
since b'fore you were born.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Some people do arts and crafts

Sometimes we read you.
And we judge. That's our hobby.
Watch out for MocKu!

Ref: Sex and the City

Sunshine + dance + Friday = beer

Friday sun shining
Gay beats pumping in my ear
Beer at 5:30

Ref: Sunshine, dance, Friday, beer

All quiet on the western front

Sticks and stones and names
will break my bones, and yours, too.
Shh. Day of silence.

Ref: Day of Silence

Safety takes team work

I'm pro self defense,
but we need un'fied action:
Defend each other.

Ref: GaySeattle, sounds familiar

Thursday, April 24, 2008

If you aren't part of
the cure, you're part of the d'sease.
Did you give to AIDS?

Ref: Lifelong

Denny ain't that big

Boy took 8 one stop:
up Denny. Fuck'ng walk, lazy.
Didn't ev'n thank driver.


No, not DILF. But just
as yummy. Eating cures AIDS!
Be sure to eat lots.

Ref: DOFL, Lifelong, **NSFW DILF NSFW**

In need of a history lesson

Why in Seattle
Do we have all at-large reps
On City Council?

Ref: CHCC is nice and all, but what about local representation on City Council?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Vote for J tomorrow night!

J for president!!!
Someone you can have beer with!
Hillku did it once!

Ref: CHS, Meeting Agenda 4/24, J's statement

Mor for less?

Vintage and used stores
all ov'r the Hill. New stuff, too!
Why you go pick Mor?

Ref: Mor, Area 51

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Earthku confession

Forgot it's Earth Day
Bought coffee in to-go cup
Who else screwed things up?


Secure the parks

Drugs, vandals, sex acts:
Staples in CapHill living.
Big Brother's watching.

Ref: King5

Monday, April 21, 2008

What kind of white party is this?

When you say white/tight
I've no idea what you mean.
Circuit kicks hipst'r ass.

Ref: Circuit

I'll trade you 3 Priuses for a decent relief pitcher

Emerald City
Green cars and green construction
OMG Sean Green!

Ref: "Not So Free Ride", NYT Sunday Magazine, Sean Green (Wikipedia)

Friday, April 18, 2008

1 in 10 Americans has a blog; 90% live on Capitol Hill

Cha Cha Linda's Cha
Cha skinny jeans Linda's Cha
Linda's Cha Cha red

Ref: cap to the hill, Photobucket (pic), New York Times (blog prevalence)

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Disney hunks

If Aladdin lived
on the Hill, you'd find him at
Neighbors Underground.

Ref: Disney hunks, Neighbs

Lick my boots, bitch

Stripes in blue, black, white;
red heart - hang above Dinette.
Sate with leather pride.

Ref: Dinette, Crypt

Stay put

Fremont. Georgetown. Eh.
Not-Hill is so far away.
Space matters, indeed.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Rhyming with Brix is too easy

Dear Brix Construction:
I run for my own pleasure.
Not for yours. Fuck off.

Ref: Miller Park (pic)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I didn't die, but chivalry did

Before 8AM
My life already threatened
Saved by the 60

Crazy nipped my heels!
Hill men pushed to head of line!
Last on the bus, thanks.

Ref: Seattle Daily Photo

Monday, April 14, 2008

Tax Day's a comin'

Impatience festers
from post office, pouring out
like pus from wrank sores.

Ref: It's not too late

Tagging's not okay

TCB is a
big douche bag. Don't be a douche.
Why you vandalize?

Friday, April 11, 2008

May I be excused?

My throat is scratchy
I think I have a fever
My cat ate my work

Time to start working on that tan

I have money on
A temperature explosion:
70 on Sat!

Ref: Weather Underground

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Come on Eileen (Court)

Curious windows.
Curiouser rationale.
Landmark status now?

Ref: Sound Transit

Argyle is still in but we're not

Bands from teenage years
Never to be seen again
Can't read El Cor sched.

Ref: El Corazon

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Capitol Hill 98102

A girl and her gays.
Ain't Luke Perry. What trouble
will they get into?

Every bit counts. ...right?

Paper or plastic?
What's inside bags matters more.
Don't want to be veg!

Ref: Terra Pass, Slog

Let's trademark Crappy Wooden Fence while we're at it

Not Urban Rowhomes
These, Urban Rowhomes T-M
Why you so special?

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

A stroll through the park

Baseball in Cal And
Suburban moms, bleacher chairs
Crack deals in bathroom

Build a Garage, Lose a Sidewalk

Let's close a sidewalk!
And force peds onto Broadway!
Good that H-views's close.

Monday, April 7, 2008

For 'mmed'ate release!
Hillku: news source? Libes confused.
Why you crowd in-box?

Ref: SPL

2016 is so far away

The controversy's
all so silly. We'll be dead
before it's complete.

Hot Secret Topic

The teen inside me
Still covets hot pink fishnets,
A black skull hoodie.

Red: I don't want these

Friday, April 4, 2008

It's the meaning of the thing

Taking art at face
value defeats the premise
of art. I like it.

Ref: Light rail public art

Beaten down

Like weary sailor
lost at sea, I'm drawn back to
I-5 Shores: my home.

Back to basics

Classic deli goods:
sandwich, pickle, chips, and soup.
Where to go on Hill?

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Perfect afternoon snack

Sugar high then fall.
Coffee catches before crash,
soaring into night.

Dance 4 Your Life (without commercials)

Hey hey, girl! Girl, hey!
Where is my dollar cocktail?!
At Neighbours? No, work.

Ref: Boystown Live Dance Radio, KEXP Expansions

Volunteer park views ain't cheap

Zillow prices this
at two point three million.
Sigh. I shed a tear.

You're on candid camera

Belmont Lofts staying
graff'ti free with video
surveillance 'quipment.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Back it up

I wouldn't be upset
if this cat go run over,
but Final A. would.

Ref: I Hate Cats

Does Seattle also have grammar police on bikes?

Literally new:
Falls between brand spankin' new
And not new at all.

Ref: Craigslist

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Favorite sound of spring

During ballgames
Hear So-Do train up on Cap Hill
Then radio

Ref: Dave Niehaus, Mariners Schedule

Battlestar Galactica season 4

Returns Friday.
Gays'll all tune in for Apollo.
Love that man meat.

Ref: Jamie Bamber, Battlestar