Monday, June 30, 2008

Stick a fork in it

Weekend warrior:
4 oz titanium fork
This Hill gal? Plastic.


Pride's happy ending

Pride ain't done just yet.
Missed connections, missed hookups.
It's still not too late.

Ref: Seattle Craigslist

Hillku's greatest achievement

Not beating squirrels
But getting Steve Scher to say
"Why gays such lushes?"

Ref: Hillku on Weekday

Woof to Thor

Gay viking and dog!
It may not be a float, but
it may be the best.

Ref: Gay Pride Parade Floats

Morning after

Seeking nutrients
and a splash of liquor, too.
Why gays such lushes?

Ref: Linda's revives

The gays may be kings
of pop culture references,
but classics elude.

Ref: Happy Pride

Saturday, June 28, 2008


Lesbians loving
gays, loving lesb'ans, loving
gays, loving dogs. Hm.

Re: Bottleneck Lounge

Front side boneless

Cartoon speech bubbles
are funniest when they don't
make much sense. Penis?

Ref: Bimbo's bathroom

Friday, June 27, 2008

Morning after Hill

Hungover, Pride Burn
PFLAG stickers stuck to skin
Taking Monday off?


Super Bowl, nothing!
QFC stocks up for Pride.
Why you not drunk yet?

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Hillku: Pride '09?

Can blogs also float?
17 peeps, each one word
Forming 'kus ad hoc

Ref: Seattle Out and Proud

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Just a little prick

Hillku loves word play
And loves the gays even more
(Wish we thought of this...)


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

But do they come in a deep V?

90's tween nightmare:
Had a Hypercolor T
Mom washed it in hot

Ref: American Apparel's Thermochromatic

How green can you go?

Out thirty minutes
Spotted three of these green Pri's
Cap Hill's new It car?

Friday, June 20, 2008

Healthy living

If I were homeless,
I would eat these blueberries.

Ref: Corner of 10th and Harrison

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

My chest is no place for this face

If you ever see
me wearing Chris Walken on
my chest, please kill me.

Ref: Urban Outfitters, Christopher Walken

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Multi purpose lotion

I want to blend with
ice and berries for smoothie!
Why you smell yummy?

Ref: Bliss Soaps

Monday, June 16, 2008

Gayku is engaged!

A semi legal
wedding, summer of '09.
Best part: cake tasting!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Last Call

Have you seen these ads?
Not well filmed, and make no sense.
Is't just norm'l taxis?

Ref: Last Call

Thursday, June 12, 2008


I must have blinked or
been on vacation, but, look -
old QFC: gone.

Gayku vs. Girlku

Elite or Bus Stop:
Which is most sexually
urban on Olive?

Ref: Elite, Bus Stop

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Capitol Hill Marching Band

I would not follow
a marching band at ev'ning -
unless they had beers.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Caribbean vs. Northwest

Last week I was on
this hill: sunny, hot, lush, heav'n.
CapHill, why you cold?

Ref: St. Kitts/Nevis

50 degrees of separation

If we had just jumped
on the Brooklyn bandwagon
We could ditch the wool

Ref: NYC vs SEA

Friday, June 6, 2008

I've reached my limits

Fine, City. Leave me.
I'll freeze while you sun, sun, sun
In your short, short, shorts

Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Three

Madison Towers
Stately, proud Cap Hill beacons
Way freaky up close

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Pretty sure the guy wearing this shirt was a werewolf, too

Extra credit points
If you can spot a Hillster
In a better T.

Ref: Willow & Oz dialogue

Monday, June 2, 2008

No Dentist > June Dentist > December Dentist

June dental visit
7AM Broadway stroll
Will be dark next time