Saturday, September 29, 2007


A friend spent the night,
left a message in our dust.
How gross. Time to clean?

Minneapolis airport's newest attraction

Apologies for
absence: soliciting in
Larry Craig's bathroom.

Ref: Good times, Larry Craig

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Uninvited to Cal Anderson Park

Immediate neighbs
(read: real 'state owners) potluck.
Crash exclusive ev'nt?

Monday, September 17, 2007

Summit Ave P-Patch

P-Patch principles:
Commun'ty strength, eco care,
nature, and beauty.

Ref: the purchase, P-Patch Trust, Capitol Hill Times

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Late night sporting

Impromptu dodgeball
at Cal Anderson, what fun!
Where was our invite?

Something's coming: Thomas St. Bistro

What will this place be
0ver looking Thomas Park?
We'll be there day one.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Another one doesn't bite the dust

Boxes mov'd, prim'd and
painted, next season announc'd!
The fittest survive!

Ref: Annex Theatre, Season begins next month, Slog, Brendan Kiley, Brendan Kiley, Brendan Kiley

Thursday, September 13, 2007

If only it were true... Chilis, hmm.

Tart tang on my tongue,
tantalizing me with taste -
dipp'd in creamy ranch.

Ref: Slog

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Hipster Olympics

Tight pants, ironic
tees: silver is the new gold.
Who'll race for CapHill?

I lost on Jeopardy, baby

Hopvine trivia,
for old people not for young.
Ask something we know.

Ref: Hopvine, Pursuit, Weird Al

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

My butt hurts

Protesters beaten
down not by closed, but no ears.
Pain leads to ap'thy.

Ref: Got Protest?, Buy it

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Glo's respects your right to pee

Pacific Place may
evict you for not matching,
but Glo's welcomes you.

Ref: Slog, Seattle Times, Komo, Seattle Gay News

Summit Pub's ineffective alternative

Chalk-boards provided
for creative expression.
Why cover in paint?

Ref: Seattle Graffiti, Brendan Kiley, Paid to remove it

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Jo Jo's, gone! Chopsticks, opens today!

Click click go the sticks,
crunch, the fresh and fried rolls, munch.
Sushi, lemon fresh.

Ref: Chopsticks @ Olive and Belmont (ish)

Rockin' Wednesday night

Joking fights - kaapow!
Falling down - bam! Dozing - Zs!
Barca, cut him off.

Ref: Barca reviews, Liquor control

Mystery Machine

where are you? Catching CapHill
bad neighbs, villains, ghouls?

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Bad Neighbor vs. Good Neighbor

Liberty trashing
Fifteenth like a bad neighbor?
Good Neighbor strikes back!

Description: Sorry, bad photo. The Liberty poster has a band of masking tape over it reading "Bad Neighbor." Either, Good Neighbor is striking back again, or Good Neighbor forgot to tear down some of Bad Neighbor's signs. Unsure. Anyone pay better attention?

Ref: Slog: Anonymous Whiner, Liberty

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Eternal Autumn

Labor Day come and
gone, along with it: Summer.
Rain returns with ire.