Friday, February 29, 2008

Erect in my view

Big building taking
over our lovely view of
-- wait, what blog is this?

Ref: Slog, What's to be done, Urbnlivn?

Picking up strangers, one napkin at a time

Question of the day:
Do you give your absolute
number out at bars?


It's Leap Day oh-8!
Only 4 months til summer.
Both: wait is 2 long.

Thursday, February 28, 2008


The debate rages:
Keep cats in or let them out?
Don't ask coyotes!

Ref: Seattle Animal Shelter

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Is that all you got?

So dirty! What of
the children? Not quite birds'n bees.
Next time show rimming!

Ref: Comeback

Would a peddler actually know they are peddling?

From Middle English:
"to be busy with trifles."
Intransitive verb.

Ref: Merriam-Webster Dictionary

So many questions!

Kudos to winning
team: The Super Delegates.
We asked things they knew.

Ref: Hopvine Trivia

Monday, February 25, 2008

Things look different on Monday

This was so funny
I HAD to take a picture:
Peanuts at Twilight?

You must be this tall to ride

Is't appropriate
t'ave child's urinal in bar?
Or, for pocket gays?

Ref: Purr

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Horny appetite

Nachos are like sex.
When you're done, you're left with a
gooey, sticky mess.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Asking the hard questions

Final and City
host trivia at Hopvine:
Tues, 26th. Come!

Ref: Hopvine Trivia

You know what they say about guys with big smoothies...

Gym dudes with smoothies!
Thigh-sized recovery drink:
So much Styrofoam!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Signs that curb vandals

Animal abuse
has many forms. Graffiti
broke the camel's back.

Now we're fighting more

QFC comes down
Must close sidewalk to do so
So I should walk where?

Ref: Hillku: Now We're Fighting, Crosscut

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Can marketing fix the Hill?

Passive posters say,
"Don't be a victim." For real?
How 'bout some action?


How many focus groups does it take to Zip?

Au revoir dear Flexcar
Bye bye student rate, Flexpod
Adios your soul.

Ref: Zipcar, Slog

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Found: laundry room stash

You stopped stop smoking :(
Come back, chew the gum, breathe, live!
Why you buy so much?


A cowboy without
his boot would be like CapHill
without gays: just wrong.

Monday, February 18, 2008

The bubble may have popped, but not the balloon

Oooh, pretty balloon!
Blue, shiny, starry, floating
Now I want a house.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Ban smoking

Would you like it if
your tub were used as ashtray?
CapHill dirty birds.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Fuzzy love brain

Cap Hillsters in love
don't understand the meaning
of 5-7-5.

Ref: Stranger Valentines

Love is in the air - and on the ground

If you love someone,
say't in chalk. At 6 am.
See? Romance ain't dead.

Roses are red...

Happy Valentine's
Day from Hillku! Wishing you
a lot of great sex!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

We appreciate the support, but can't handle the stress

Like Mitt, we do this
for the country: Don't vote Ku.
Let someone new win.

Ref: MetBlogs, CHS

Who would win in a fight: Cock or Crow?

Early morning crows:
loud ca-caws to greet the sun.
Why you so damn loud?

Ref: Love crows?

Monday, February 11, 2008

QFC's bunnies take me back...

Lost virginity
on Easter's eve. Walk of shame
past church goers. Hot.

False Hope

Daffodils blooming.
Dead of winter, far from spring.
Why you tease me so?

Ref: Daffodils, Spring

Friday, February 8, 2008

Rally the (back-to) base

Hils is going broke
but finding new supporters.
Free advertising!

Ref: ABC News

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Building grassroots

Hill neighbors are rad!
But will we still be speaking
if our votes differ?

Ref: WA State Democrats

Finally, something in my price range

Brix grew overnight.
30 square feet going for
less than 300.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Obama wins the hot pants endorsement

Screw the Kennedys
and dorky sailing loafers.
Great style always wins.

Ref: American Apparel Endorsements

Windshield manifesto

Does anyone know
a Republican voter
in the 43rd?

Ref: 43rd Dems

1 Place, 2 Kus

The collective weight
of all its inhabitants
is ninety-six pounds.

Cute little moped:
loudest damn machine on Hill.
Why you no muffler?

Friday, February 1, 2008

Poor PrideFest PR

Ron Paul hates the gays.
Maybe PrideFest should rethink
its choice of poster?

Ref: Gay Seattle Blogspot, Cafe Press (Ron Paul), Angry White Man: The Bigoted Past of Ron Paul (The New Republic)

Wisdom sits in places

Tight fit, but so smart!
SUVs're dumb - go compact!
True city sages.

Ref: Smart Car

Fucking bull shit, man.

Ballot came today.
Dems won't hear primary votes.
Why you not counted?

Ref: Hillku