Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Still fighting the war (on Christmas)

Trick photography?
No, this was taken last night.
Time to pull the plug

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Beauty lost

Six pointed stars fall.
Once a special, unique sight.
Now, everyday plague.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Hope they're in a better place

Front wheel, back wheel, seat,
handle bars - check, check, check, check.
Left pedal - and check!

Bianchis, in love

Pedals in tandem
Embraced by single U-lock
Handlebars entwined

Vegetarians + Smith = ?

We know Smith hates us
But she can't keep us away
Damn potato chips

Friday, January 23, 2009


Back in Iowa...
"Saw a bike with single gear!"
It's over, hipsters

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Maybe it's...

...all the recent Balls,
but this Slog post sounds dirty.
This is private stuff.

Ref: Slog

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Buffy, is that you?

Neighbors acting weird
Missing cat posters uptick
Miller Park hellmouth

What is the plural of bellini?

Bagel Deli, Bellini
Barack Obama

Ref: Bagel Deli (Yelp)

Monday, January 19, 2009

This could be a problem

Pepsi can, Dick's wrap
Condom wrapper, rubber glove
Baby Talk tear out?!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Use the Force, Luke

Duct tape's like the Force:
Light side, dark side, and holds the
un'verse together.

Ref: Uses

Friday, January 16, 2009

Mind the gap

It looks like Summit
used to be covered in brick.
Why you all torn up?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Why you kill any tree?

Final, a better
pot and grow your tree!

Ref: DIY

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

23rd Ave New Years Resolutions

Use canvas totebag
Buy countertop composter
Only kill one tree

Summit and Thomas

Loads of open space.
Merchants, bring us something fun.
Summit: new Broadway?

Monday, January 12, 2009

It's always a party

Real estate ain't cheap,
at corner of Rock and Roll.
Lots of sex and drugs.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Keep it protected

Ricin don't scare me
Stealing my Bailey Coy card?
Stay the hell away

Ref: photo by RB

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Will we see you tomorrow?

What better way to
show community support
than with a cold drink?

Ref: Crawl

Wednesday, January 7, 2009


Grimy pile of snow
Two weeks of rain, balmy temps
How do you survive?

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Oh, no she didn't

What's wrong with the world?
Bitch, please, why you drug the gays?
Ku'll rally and crawl.

Ref: the story, the letter

I *heart* Link

I can't eat or sleep
or work. There's only Zelda.
I blame you, Constant.

Ref: Slog, Zelda

Monday, January 5, 2009


Fresh snow, all alone
Will someone follow me home?
Walk around the block

Sunday, January 4, 2009

My tears are frozen icicles

Oh my god. For real?
Please tell me this is not true.
Where's global warming?

Ref: Ugh...

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Barrio's missin' a little somethin'

Nice atmosphere and
delicious food. Great service.
But where the gays at?

Ref: Barrio

December: "Why you snow covered?"

City works. But dissed.
We mocked the snowy forecast
Thank god for the bears

Friday, January 2, 2009

November: "But don't blind me, please"

A glorious month!
The hill comes alive for O
All new sights and sounds

Thursday, January 1, 2009

October: "Tests out a new hue"

Hey girl! City's back!
The team is back in action
Just in time for fall