AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Big day for gals, gays!
Who's sneaking in the cosmos?
My ticket? At 2.

Like a family reunion that never ends

Fancy Pants no more
I-5 Shores, Pike/Pine - unite
The new mothership

Ref: www.capitolhillseattle.com

No Joy

Shameful irony
24 Hour Party Peeps:
I fell fast asleep.

Ref: Redwood

New mission at the old QFC

SFD practice
Sushi bar rescue missions
Help! Wasabi burns!

Ref: Seattle Fire Department

Flashing lights and animation

Blinded by the light.
What's with the Time Square-like sign?
Things getting classy.

Ref: Amante

Table 219

El Greco no more -
morph into something better.
Try the duck nachos.

Ref: CitySearch

Who has tweezers?

Thorns in my pathway.
Thorns in my shin and my thigh.
Thorns, you can suck it.

I lied when I told City there were no bugs in Seattle

Past two nights sleeping
Flippin' skeeters woke me up!
Why you in my ear?

Chamber made new

Chamber of Commerce
New bungalow digs, pink trees
Not so commercial

Ref: Capitol Hill Chamber of Commerce

Cap Hill Census: Name all bars with patios

Linda's is great, sure.
But is there anything else?
Change that, Obama!

Did Hell just freeze over? Can pigs now fly?

Gay marriage for all!
Wait... just MA and CA, not WA.
Gay marriage for some!

Ref: Slog, CNN, SFGate

This coffee reminded me of...

...that store on Broadway
Has anyone ever been?
Why you so scary?

Ref: Panache

Ride it hard

His and his cycles?
Romance on the Hill ain't dead.
Where d'I register?

Ref: Fashion, Function, Border Riders

Speaking of gays...

Tony nom'nations.
Which gay bar'll host the party?
Show tunes, beer: heaven.

Ref: Tonys, Brendan Kiley

Needs assessment

Hot girlfriend, tools - check
Straight porn, truck, baggy clothes - check
Use of "dude", "bro" - check

Ref: Gay Boyfriend (Youtube)

Julie Benz, Hill sublebrity

First, dinner convo
Then, topic of bus chatter
Next, her ascension?

Ref: IMDB, Emerald City ComiCon

Sexy and ridiculous

With mariticide
and a little penis, too:
suppliant women.

Ref: Balagan Theatre, Big Love, Charles Mee, The Stranger

They can take our bars, but they will never take our porn

What is a gay bar
if you take away the porn?
Sad little sports bar?

Ref: Stranger, Eagles, RPlace

On saving the environment

Nickels says drink tap.
What about outdoor heating?
Me: not efficient.

Ref: Times, Metblogs, Heating tips

Yes, I can hear you now. And now.

Want an urban life
But can't stand the nightly tunes
Hypocritical?

Ref: Yelp, Seattle Gay Scene (pic)

Say it, Jim! Say it!

Cap Hill is all O
But our House Superdelly
Still undecided

Ref: Politico.com

2- 4- 6- 8... Oh, forget it.

Starbucks barista
told me I looked like a male
cheerleader. Um... Thanks?

Ref: Go Spartans!, Urban def

Anderson Consulting Interview #2

Guess how many tiles:
Red, blue, and white - line Broadway.
Explain your logic.

Ref: ACI #1

iPod can suck it

My boyfriend is so
much cooler than your boyfriend.
He makes the best toys.

Ref: Zune, My BF, Just released, Coming soon

Disturbing coffee experiences

Dear God, what are those?
Children, you say? That's a word
that I've never heard.

Ref: Joe Bar, Children, CHS

False security?

Skinny orange posts and
Thin yellow strips of plastic
Make me feel safer

Ref: Final 1, Garage 1

BBF, CTTH?

Paris and Nicole
Girlfriends called truce. We can too.
Best Blogs Forever?

Ref: TMZ, CTTH

Seattle is not even that old

No, not John McCain.
The most boring thing on earth:
A parking museum