Panty party kind of night

I would not have thought
the pole a 3A. Who knew?
Happy partying!

It's not the 4th of July yet

Nice views from here, but
just want to sleep through '08:
Hibernate like bears.

Ref: Aw, 2007 War Deaths, Remember 2007, There were sports?

Homeku: Sleeping arrangements

Twin beds, together:
sleeping two boys. Awkward to
discuss with parents.

Homeku: Hypothetical hillku endorsement

Barack Obama
Surely would endorse hillku
If we had asked him

Ref: CHS Tourney 2007, Uncle Vinny

Homeku: Half the price and twice as real

Drinks at home are cheap!
One round at Li'l Gus equals
One pint at Linda's

Homeku: A special holiday every 4 years

On Hill, lots to do.
At home, only option is:
Caucus Obsession.

Homeku: Pushing 53.2 Kbps

Sorry for sparse posts!
When used to fast ethernet,
dial-up is a drag.

Triumph over evil

Thanks Seattle, Slog,

J and/or K. You make us

feel fuzzy inside.

Ref: Down with squirrels!

Homeku: Oakville, Ontario

Cold oot! Grab a toque!
Crazy canucks talk funny.
CapHill folk talk right.

Homeku: Introduction

Home for holidays.
Or, am just a visitor?
Heart is in CapHill.

Bus tease

My late bus sits there.
While I stand freezing, waiting
Brix grows a whole floor.

Ref: Metro 60 Schedule

I can has win tounament

This ain't Iowa
No politics of hope, change
Just really cute cats

Ref: Vote for Hillku on CHS, I Can Has Cheezburger

Table top Christmas

Urban density
dictates tiny holidays.
Still, better than sprawl.

Dark horse candidate

The year's shortest day
Hillku's greatest victory
Both can/will happen

Ref: Time and Date, CHS

Fun with word associations

All Mitts are the same
Made of plastic, full of crap
Get rid of it quick.

Hillku the Hostess?

Hillku-ers love Smith!
If we can win the tourney
We will host the next!

Ref: CHS Book/Beer Swap, Updated CHS Tourney Bracket

My favorite thing west of Broadway

Hey Mr. Snake Truck!
I thought you had left the Hill.
Why you look like that?!

Walk, yuppies, walk!

After riding SLUT
I vote NO for Cap Hill line
Honk, stop, honk, stop, lame.

CapHill purchasing takes trust

Just sayin', these folks
gonna pick your new hip home?
Could they be less Hill?

Ref: Ask Matt instead

Urban garden

Tree grows in Brooklyn.
Rose bush in CapHill. Nature
fights the urban force.

Area 51 keeps growing

No more foreign food.
More furniture we can buy.
May need bigger home.

Ref: Area 51

Saints on Bikes

Wet Santas on bikes
Sing, "All I want for Christmas
is a new fixie!"

Ref: Cycling News

Follow the light

Elite is heaven.
And so close! Suck it, Pike/Pine.
We'll walk far no more!

Ref: Gay Seattle

Ashes to ashes

Tear down, build up. Just
do it quick. Bring the urban
core back to Broadway.

Ref: Broadway

Bush-y tails are dead meat

The gloves have come off!
Don't let their cute tails fool you
Squirrels: Worse Than Bush.

Ref: Hillku wins!, Squirrel Defamation League's top 10 reasons why all squirrels must die

Geek Love

Hipster lit. Found torn
and broken, just like his heart;
strewn upon the ground.

Ref: Identify

Make it work

Used to live on Hill.
New York and Runway bring change?
Could be dementia.

Ref: CHS on Jack, Jack on Runway, Stranger, MRSA/Dementia

Holiday shipping

Waiting ten minutes,
no help in sight - poor service.
Go to UPS.

Ref: Shameless plug, FedEx, UPS

Drink up, ladies!

Ladies at the bar
Men, after close inspection
Welcome back, Elite.

Note: A guest hillku from our campaign manager, Wicker Basket.

Ref: Elite reopens!

And it's only noon...

Rough day. Who needs beer?
Stranger and Top Pot calm me.
I've got all I need.

Ref: Stranger, Top Pot, Brendan Kiley

Direct mail from a church?

How're we on this list?
I am glad that you're diverse,
but back off Pilgrims.

Ref: Pilgrims

We've already hired a campaign manager

Hillku loves the gays!
But we also like to win.
Moral dilemma.

Ref: CHS Tourney 2007, Hillku loves the gays so much it hurts

Hanukkah hangover

After eight (8!) nights
Gentiles learn Borukh Ato.
Collective "Oy Vey!"

In lieu of a trust fund

Cap Hillsters at work
Doing cutting edge research
Mom will be so proud.

Olive flea market fright

Still having nightmares.
Pretty sure these cats are vamps.
Paging David Lynch!

Better than the SLUT?

Cap Hill trolley line!
Super Hill And Fast Transit?
Hill In Progress? Ugh.

Ref: Seattle Times, Capitol Hill Seattle

Stuck in the hopper

On that other Hill...
to support gays, support war.
Final nail, coffin.

Ref: Guardian News

Walk to the corner, see a mountain

Views, overrated.
Watch neighbors do crazy stuff!
(Psst! Mountains don't move.)

Ref: Cosmopolitan, Seattle PI, Urban Living, J. Rigor (personal communication)

The road to the White House includes a stop on Capitol Hill

Caucus on Feb 9
Primary on Feb 19
We can do both. Weird.

Ref: WA State Presidential Primary FAQ

I think the cat ate the dreidel

Hanukkah tonight!
Light menorahs, eat latkes,
and drink PBRs.

Ref: How to spell Hanukkah

Urban Flooding

Even at the top
of CapHill, you could drown in
the rising waters.

This is not your lucky day

My lakeside bus stop:
a deep, wet, fetid target
for cars zooming by.

Ref: Hillku loves rain records

Sip warm drinks 'til June

Hot cocoa and cid'r
can beat the snowy chill. But,
'Bucks has no fireplace.

Ref: Warming Starbucks, Starbucks could learn from Caribou

Will you: a) see, b) be seen, or c) freeze?

Are we not going
because we're too hip to care
or didn't get tix?

Ref: Belmont, Belmont, Belmont, Belmont

Parking perspective

When do we get old?!
Oh, to be a Hillster who
thinks 10 is early.

Hillku4ever

Cap Hill J was right!
Fame, Flattery, Fortunes, Fraud!
Now we're just the First.

Ref: CHS, PI Haiku Headlines

Thrifty Holidays

Fight AIDS and spread cheer!
Buy hol'day gifts at Lifelong,
It's th' right thing to do.

Ref: Lifelong Thrift

Broadway vs. Colfax

A Cap Hill rival!
Denver=capitol (big deal)
Seattle=hill (big)

Ref: NYT, Wikipedia

Porn / no porn

Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn,
porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn.
Documentary.

Ref: Porn, No porn

Frequent dinnertime debate

Which street is below
the flight path into Sea-Tac?
My vote is 18th.

Star Hill

CapHill folks: so smart,
so creat've, so much free time.
Tell how great we are.

Snaps: eddieutrata

Something new

Three hand made clothing
stores couldn't make it work. Tacos?
Fin'lly, something new!

Ref: Metblogs

But he'll save the snowflake babies!

Paul's hillku attempt
missing a few syllables.
Why you so crazy?

Ref: On The Issues