Thursday, February 14, 2008

Love is in the air - and on the ground

If you love someone,
say't in chalk. At 6 am.
See? Romance ain't dead.

Roses are red...

Happy Valentine's
Day from Hillku! Wishing you
a lot of great sex!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

We appreciate the support, but can't handle the stress


Like Mitt, we do this
for the country: Don't vote Ku.
Let someone new win.

Ref: MetBlogs, CHS

Who would win in a fight: Cock or Crow?

Early morning crows:
loud ca-caws to greet the sun.
Why you so damn loud?

Ref: Love crows?

Monday, February 11, 2008

QFC's bunnies take me back...

Lost virginity
on Easter's eve. Walk of shame
past church goers. Hot.

False Hope

Daffodils blooming.
Dead of winter, far from spring.
Why you tease me so?

Ref: Daffodils, Spring

Friday, February 8, 2008

Rally the (back-to) base


Hils is going broke
but finding new supporters.
Free advertising!

Ref: ABC News

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Building grassroots


Hill neighbors are rad!
But will we still be speaking
if our votes differ?

Ref: WA State Democrats

Finally, something in my price range


Brix grew overnight.
30 square feet going for
less than 300.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Obama wins the hot pants endorsement


Screw the Kennedys
and dorky sailing loafers.
Great style always wins.

Ref: American Apparel Endorsements

Windshield manifesto


Does anyone know
a Republican voter
in the 43rd?

Ref: 43rd Dems

1 Place, 2 Kus


The collective weight
of all its inhabitants
is ninety-six pounds.

Cute little moped:
loudest damn machine on Hill.
Why you no muffler?

Friday, February 1, 2008

Poor PrideFest PR



Ron Paul hates the gays.
Maybe PrideFest should rethink
its choice of poster?

Ref: Gay Seattle Blogspot, Cafe Press (Ron Paul), Angry White Man: The Bigoted Past of Ron Paul (The New Republic)

Wisdom sits in places

Tight fit, but so smart!
SUVs're dumb - go compact!
True city sages.

Ref: Smart Car

Fucking bull shit, man.

Ballot came today.
Dems won't hear primary votes.
Why you not counted?

Ref: Hillku