What do you do if you forgot your U-Pass and wallet at home?

A. Walk in the rain
B. Beg for driver's mercy
C. Scrounge for two bucks

Mi casa

Does home mean a house?
Is a condo not a home?
Overthinking it?

Long hike

Madison, north side
Walking a-squared plus b-squared
Why you not c-squared?

Are they dots or pellets?

Third Twilight opened
with Inky, Blinky, and Sue
You beat my high score?

Ref: Central District News

Trade with me

CHS Mix Tape
This is song 9 on my mix
Highly relevant

Ref: CHS CD Swap!

Ski masks and blood and knives, oh my!

It's beautiful out.
But, who knows what lies in wait.
Why you so timid?

Ref: Friday the 13th

Thursday dilemma

Choices: Home town pride,
watch Grey's Anatomy or
play Wii until death?

Ref: GA, Wii

And it was 5% off today!

Madison Market
Those goat milk feta cheese curds
Worth a membership

Ref: Madison Market

Sloppy

Children are saddened.
Electricians, given work.
Seagulls choke to death.

Foie Blah

"But it tastes so good!!"
So does Honey Hole. Go there.
Drinks, not duck liver.

Ref: NARN protest blog, CHS

Increase prices, decrease guilt!

Getting pho to go
Takes 3 pounds of styrofoam
My Seattle guilt

Rampage

Evergreen, no more.
But only every other?
Mathematic kills?

Another one bites the dust

Seems to be upswing
in decapitated signs.
Why you be knocked down?

Ref: Hillku

Fantasy dwelling

Urban cottages
No one above or below
Ideal density

Ref: CHS, Department of Neighborhoods

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes

No Parking? Blind Drive?
Yield to Pedestrians? Stop?
What you used to say?

Skip the Pampers

Watch out Hill breeders
There's a new kid on the block
And he's waterproof

Super Yum

Redwood, Super Bowl
Fried chips, fakin' bacon salt
Hillster's sports mecca