Still fighting the war (on Christmas)

Trick photography?
No, this was taken last night.
Time to pull the plug

Beauty lost

Six pointed stars fall.
Once a special, unique sight.
Now, everyday plague.

Hope they're in a better place

Front wheel, back wheel, seat,
handle bars - check, check, check, check.
Left pedal - and check!

Bianchis, in love

Pedals in tandem
Embraced by single U-lock
Handlebars entwined

Vegetarians + Smith = ?

We know Smith hates us
But she can't keep us away
Damn potato chips

Migration

Back in Iowa...
"Saw a bike with single gear!"
It's over, hipsters

Maybe it's...

...all the recent Balls,
but this Slog post sounds dirty.
This is private stuff.

Ref: Slog

Buffy, is that you?

Neighbors acting weird
Missing cat posters uptick
Miller Park hellmouth

What is the plural of bellini?

Inauguration
Bagel Deli, Bellini
Barack Obama

Ref: Bagel Deli (Yelp)

This could be a problem

Pepsi can, Dick's wrap
Condom wrapper, rubber glove
Baby Talk tear out?!

Use the Force, Luke

Duct tape's like the Force:
Light side, dark side, and holds the
un'verse together.

Ref: Uses

Mind the gap

It looks like Summit
used to be covered in brick.
Why you all torn up?

Why you kill any tree?

Final, a better
solution/resolution:
pot and grow your tree!

Ref: DIY

23rd Ave New Years Resolutions

Use canvas totebag
Buy countertop composter
Only kill one tree

Summit and Thomas

Loads of open space.
Merchants, bring us something fun.
Summit: new Broadway?

It's always a party

Real estate ain't cheap,
at corner of Rock and Roll.
Lots of sex and drugs.

Keep it protected

Ricin don't scare me
Stealing my Bailey Coy card?
Stay the hell away

Ref: photo by RB

Will we see you tomorrow?

What better way to
show community support
than with a cold drink?

Ref: Crawl

Aftermath

Grimy pile of snow
Two weeks of rain, balmy temps
How do you survive?

Oh, no she didn't

What's wrong with the world?
Bitch, please, why you drug the gays?
Ku'll rally and crawl.

Ref: the story, the letter

I *heart* Link

I can't eat or sleep
or work. There's only Zelda.
I blame you, Constant.

Ref: Slog, Zelda

Path

Fresh snow, all alone
Will someone follow me home?
Walk around the block

My tears are frozen icicles

Oh my god. For real?
Please tell me this is not true.
Where's global warming?

Ref: Ugh...

Barrio's missin' a little somethin'

Nice atmosphere and
delicious food. Great service.
But where the gays at?

Ref: Barrio

December: "Why you snow covered?"

City works. But dissed.
We mocked the snowy forecast
Thank god for the bears

November: "But don't blind me, please"

A glorious month!
The hill comes alive for O
All new sights and sounds

October: "Tests out a new hue"

Hey girl! City's back!
The team is back in action
Just in time for fall