Who are you?

Discarded cig butt
Read the Stranger back pages
Made lunch, didn't eat.

Hillku turns one

One 'ku year equals
sev'n-two-oh-eight syllables,
and four-two-four 'kus.

Ref: The first ku

Massively lame

Cap Hill Mass melee
Nervous to ride streets before
Moving bulls eye now

Just one please?

Kitties all around!
Would anybody notice
If I took one home?

A true diva must have her own line

From fair Seattle
To foggy San Francisco
Girl has no limits

Note: Thanks to Mary Gertrude for the photo.

What's the buzzing outside my window?

Is CapHill really
Game Show Net's target market?
Why you fly so loud?

Ref: GSN Catch 21

Fork? Coco? No, now it's Olivar.

It was so tasty
I wanted to vomit to
make room to try more.

Ref: Olivar

Summer's other hottest accessory

We wanted to win
"Disable those damn cookies!"
And for what? For this?

Ref: Summer's Hottest Accessory, CHS Happy Hour, Inspiration

I think I'd rather step in dog poo

Good morning sunshine!
Sweet, a chair at the bus stop!
With blood pool below

Ref: Slog?

Books under lock and key

CapHill library's
new higher security.
Or newest bike rack?

Ref: CapHill Libes

Scrimping for space

Between Post and Dick's
Perhaps the least likely place
I want to visit

Hillku will be old enough to be president in 2016!

8 years of these trucks
On Broadway, Olive, Denny
Hey 2016!


Ref: CHS

Wise up

Does the Vertigo
read Hillku? They seem to have
corrected. Hi! *Wave*

Ref: Hillku

Maybe they'd have better luck in the Fancy Pants

Raising dough for Dems
I don't think I have ever
seen anyone give

Making Fun of Vertigo, Chapter #643

For crying out loud
Can't they get anything right?
Try. Just a little?

Ref: Vertigo

Who's fleeing Bank of America?

Lone cars on Broadway
7AM taxi stand
Why you around now?

Imagine Capitol Hill

Sustainable Hill:
rewear, reuse, recycle.
Green is the new black.

Ref: Sustainability Festival

I'd like to solve the puzzle.

For real. What is with
the always missing letters?
I'd buy an A, Pat.

Cascades of light

Light and water show -
seemed much more impressive at
1 AM than now.

If the gays want to be black women, the hipsters want to be the gays

Katy Perry knows
all hipsters envy the gays.
She must hang on Hill.

Ref: Katy Perry

Trying not to play in traffic

New blades just arrived!
Where to skate on Hill that won't
land me on Denny?

Safe(st) sex

World's largest condom
Keeps away all STDs
And sex partners too.

For the love of Loeb

Herds flocking downhill!
I will be disappointed
with anything less.

Pepper here, pepper there

For the past 3 years
I thought this was a Chili's
Prolly always will

Just because you paid too much...

Apartment hunting
1 bedroom condos for rent
$2K a month? Right...

Ref: Craigslist

Corridor clippers

Aveda trainees
So mysterious in black
So much I can't see

Strike down

Burst of light, crash sound.
Unusual on CapHill.
My lamp's flickering.

Ref: Seattle weather