Shamu, I miss you

I just returned from
warm, sunny San Diego.
SEA, why you so cold?

If only it were as simple as clicking

I swear, traveling
can take years off of your life.
There's no place like home.

Beaten down

Like weary sailor
lost at sea, I'm drawn back to
I-5 Shores: my home.

We know better than to say Illinoissss

Happy to be home!
Some misspell Capitol, fine.
But never coffee.

Six loonies too many!

Canada was cold.
But it lacked bars or strong drinks!
Ran straight to Hopvine

Ref: Weather Underground

Wholesome outing

Urban farm fam'ly
got muddy, bored in corn maze.
First to use Flexcar?

Ref: Foster's, Flexcar