Showing posts with label Bars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bars. Show all posts

Friday, March 13, 2009

What's in a name?


C.C. Attle's or
the Men's Room or Verandah
or Cadillac Grill?

Ref: Pic of sign

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Are they dots or pellets?


Third Twilight opened
with Inky, Blinky, and Sue
You beat my high score?

Ref: Central District News

Monday, February 2, 2009

Super Yum


Redwood, Super Bowl
Fried chips, fakin' bacon salt
Hillster's sports mecca

Monday, January 26, 2009

Vegetarians + Smith = ?


We know Smith hates us
But she can't keep us away
Damn potato chips

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Scaffolding is hot

Benson's and Eagle,
getting a face lift? What gives?
It's grunge that attracts.

Ref: Eagle Blog

Monday, October 27, 2008

Bingo Review

Proceeds for park - Plus.
Prizes: bar supplies, drinks - Plus.
Giggles and Mark - Plus.

Ref: Cafe Met, New Park

Monday, June 30, 2008

Morning after

Seeking nutrients
and a splash of liquor, too.
Why gays such lushes?

Ref: Linda's revives

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Gayku vs. Girlku

Elite or Bus Stop:
Which is most sexually
urban on Olive?

Ref: Elite, Bus Stop

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

No Joy


Shameful irony
24 Hour Party Peeps:
I fell fast asleep.

Ref: Redwood

Monday, May 19, 2008

Cap Hill Census: Name all bars with patios


Linda's is great, sure.
But is there anything else?
Change that, Obama!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Burritos as big as our jeans


We used to be cool.
Then we won a contest -- now,
We don't have to try.

Ref: CHS

Stable stomachs take practice


Is't "liquor than beer,
you're in the clear?" Whatever.
Vomit doesn't phase us.

Where's a girl to go?


Stumbling up Pine Street
Too many boys to follow
One to Cha. One, Purr.

No Moe $2 well drinks, no Moe headaches


Hottie at the bar:
"You wanna get in my pants?
Oh wait. You won't fit."

Does Chapel even use vodka anymore?

Pounding back no less
than fifteen in one sitting -
since b'fore you were born.

Friday, April 18, 2008

1 in 10 Americans has a blog; 90% live on Capitol Hill


Cha Cha Linda's Cha
Cha skinny jeans Linda's Cha
Linda's Cha Cha red

Ref: cap to the hill, Photobucket (pic), New York Times (blog prevalence)

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Disney hunks

If Aladdin lived
on the Hill, you'd find him at
Neighbors Underground.

Ref: Disney hunks, Neighbs

Monday, March 24, 2008

Vending enjoyment

Starbursts and Kit-Kats
won't liven up my life like
little sombreros.

Ref: Cha

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Who's in your Final 4?


So much basketball,
So few Hill bars with TVs.
See you at Redwood.

Ref: Redwood

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Neighbors working together

Summ't Pub/Toscana.
Recipe for perfection.
Comes to your table!

Ref: Summit Pub, Toscana Pizza