The newest hillku-er

Words tart as cranb'rry,
snark b'yond compare. New ku-er:
Ms. Final Answer.

Ref: Toothpaste for dinner

Phoenix isn't so bad, is it?

Chill reaches my toes.
June, December, no diff'rence.
Where was my summer?

Seattle's Godzilla

Some say: no bugs here.
What monster eating CapHill?
Oh, bugs do exist!

Head to the Egyptian

Apollo landings,
a handful have been: hear the
words from those who know.

Ref: Now playing, Seattle Times, Film

Slobs

A friend spent the night,
left a message in our dust.
How gross. Time to clean?

Minneapolis airport's newest attraction

Apologies for
absence: soliciting in
Larry Craig's bathroom.

Ref: Good times, Larry Craig

Uninvited to Cal Anderson Park

Immediate neighbs

(read: real 'state owners) potluck.

Crash exclusive ev'nt?

Ref: Sunday, September 30th at 4-6pm at Cal Anderson Park

Summit Ave P-Patch

P-Patch principles:
Commun'ty strength, eco care,
nature, and beauty.

Ref: the purchase, P-Patch Trust, Capitol Hill Times

Late night sporting

Impromptu dodgeball
at Cal Anderson, what fun!
Where was our invite?

Something's coming: Thomas St. Bistro

What will this place be
0ver looking Thomas Park?
We'll be there day one.

Another one doesn't bite the dust

Boxes mov'd, prim'd and
painted, next season announc'd!
The fittest survive!

Ref: Annex Theatre, Season begins next month, Slog, Brendan Kiley, Brendan Kiley, Brendan Kiley

If only it were true... Chilis, hmm.

Tart tang on my tongue,
tantalizing me with taste -
dipp'd in creamy ranch.

Ref: Slog

Hipster Olympics

Tight pants, ironic
tees: silver is the new gold.
Who'll race for CapHill?

I lost on Jeopardy, baby

Hopvine trivia,
for old people not for young.
Ask something we know.

Ref: Hopvine, Pursuit, Weird Al

My butt hurts

Protesters beaten
down not by closed, but no ears.
Pain leads to ap'thy.

Ref: Got Protest?, Buy it