Skip the Pampers

Watch out Hill breeders
There's a new kid on the block
And he's waterproof

Hope they're in a better place

Front wheel, back wheel, seat,
handle bars - check, check, check, check.
Left pedal - and check!

Bianchis, in love

Pedals in tandem
Embraced by single U-lock
Handlebars entwined

Migration

Back in Iowa...
"Saw a bike with single gear!"
It's over, hipsters

It moved!

Thought it hadn't moved
Photographic evidence
Proved me oh so wrong!

Ref: CHS

Are you my old bike?!

Stopped me in my tracks
Same make, model; frame too small...
Guess I'll keep looking.

Cobble bobble

In ancient Hill times
Horses pranced on cobblestones
Now, cyclists get flung

Massively lame

Cap Hill Mass melee
Nervous to ride streets before
Moving bulls eye now

Stick a fork in it

Weekend warrior:
4 oz titanium fork
This Hill gal? Plastic.

Ref: LeTour.fr

Does Seattle also have grammar police on bikes?

Literally new:
Falls between brand spankin' new
And not new at all.

Ref: Craigslist

Balancing act

With handles so short,
Rider sits in awkward way.
Like he needs to pee.

See hills, need gears

Time for a new bike
But all the frames with hip style
Lack gears, brakes, spokes, use

Ref: Seattle Bike Polo, Scientifical Survey on Bike Riding (RSBF)